One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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