dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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