yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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