Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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