I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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