Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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