So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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