i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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