I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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