she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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