I cannot find my penis.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
