windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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