This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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