I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Houston, we have a blender
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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