I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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