Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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