are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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