so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Can you bring me the toilet please
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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