i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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