i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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