So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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