i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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