he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Even my vagina gasped.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
