Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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