i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Randomize