I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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