My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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