I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Randomize
