Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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