dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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