i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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