Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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