All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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