did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
so much tequila, so little girl.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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