So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
