i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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