so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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