I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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