found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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