wat bout pragnant strippers??
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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