You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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