"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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