Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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