I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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