The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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