we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
