After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You pole danced in your parka.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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