what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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