ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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