I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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