Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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