Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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