ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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