This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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