I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
