North Korea, Best Korea!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
