I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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