So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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