can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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